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Netherless, I went to Woodlands to look for her and lo and behold! Saw her shopping alone at Causeway Point and waiting for a good opportunity to say hi to her again. Was following her around and was waiting for an opportunity but somehow hesitated as she is too young (18 only) me nearing 40-year-old virgin already.
Saw her walk into the arcade and feel that it's the chance now! Went to see what she's playing and saw her playing Max Tune. I stood behind her watching her finish her game and when she finished her game, she turn around and saw me. I immed talk to her and she recognized me as I call her the "Mountain Dew" gal! (Well, D cup is supposingly mountain right?) Sensing that she played quite well for Max Tune, I therefore ask if she could teach me how to play and play a round for her to watch. After watching my game, she says I'm lousy as I keep crashing my car (That's part of the plan!) so therefore she challenged me to a game and the loser will have to do forfeit! OMG! I didn't know such a young 18 old gal will be so notti and have such things wondering in her mind.
D-Cup: Lai la, you dan gen wo wan yi pan la.. (Come la, got guts then play with me 1 round la)
Me: Ok, ni yao fang shui yi dian ok? (Ok, you must give me chance/put water a bit ok?)
D-Cup: Ke yi! Mei wen ti, shu de ren yao bei fa oh! (Can! No problem, loser must be punished ok?)
Me: Ok, shu de ren yao zen yang? (Ok, loser must do what?)
D-Cup: Ru guo ni shu le, yao qing wo chi xi can he dai wo guang jie (If you lose, you must treat me to western food and shopping)
Me: Ke yi! Wo OK de. Dan ru guo ni shu le ne? (Can! I'm Ok one. But what if you lose?)
D-Cup: Ni yao she me wo jiu gei ni she me dan shi bu neng tai guo fen de (You want whatever, I will give you whatever but it cannot be too overboard)
Me: Hao! Er... Chi Xiang Jiao suan guo fen ma? (Great! Erm, is eating "banana" considered overboard?)
D-Cup: ................. (She gave me a confused look then suddenly went speechless)
Me: *Felt a sudden pain on my back shoulder as she went BISH BASH!
D-Cup: Ni bu yao yi wei wo bu zhi dao ni zai xiang she me, ok! (You don't think that I dunno what you're thinking, ok!)
Me: Hahahahahaha...
Me: Hao la, ru guo wo shu le dai ni chi hao liao, ru guo ni shu le, wo men zai da suan la ok? (Ok la, if I lose, I will bring you to eat nice cuisine, if you lose, we will decide later ok?)
D-Cup: On!
D-Cup: Ni jia che zhe me lan! Zhe me ying wo! Hahahaha.... (You drive car so lousy, how to win me! Hahahaha....)
(In my mind, I keep thinking tio suaned liao, triggered by her and I couldn't hold myself anymore, I blurt out very fast!)
Me: Ni ying wo, ni chi she me mai she me LV ah, Gucci ah, dou ke yi! Wo ru guo ying ni, wo yao kan ni tuo diao ni de shang yi he ni de fen hong se wonderbra ran hou rang wo qing ni de xiong bu wu fen zhong, ni you zhong ma? (You win me, you eat what, buy what, LV ah, Gucci ah, all can! If I win you, I want to see you strip off your top and your pink color wonderbra and then let me kiss your boobs for 5 mins! you dare?)
(I regret saying that cos thinking what a 18yr old gal will think of a 40-year-old virgin man)
D-Cup: .............. Kai shi ba! (Let's start the game!)
After choosing the tracks and before the start of the game, she suddenly said this:
D-Cup: Ni ke yi ying wo de hua, wo jiu rang ni ru yuan yi chang (You can win me then I will let your dreams come true)
Me: Ni bu yi ding hui ying oh! (You wont confirm win oh!)
D-Cup: Hmph!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines! Vroooommmmmmmmm...........
Monday, September 6, 2010
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